Jaime dancing in the Warehouse 13 season 4 bloopers
My favorite thing about tumblr is following peoples personal storylines. Like when somebody I follow finally goes on a date with the person they like or comes out to their best friend or finishes a huge homework assignment I am literally on the couch pumping my fist and being really happy for them
WHEN U LOVE SOMETHING SO HARD BUT THE FANDOM CONSISTS OF APPROXIMATELY SIX OTHER PEOPLE AND A SHOELACE
Oh, oh, oh.
I just watched the Season 4 Finale of Warehouse 13. Guys, this means only six episodes left.
Now I’m hanging above the terrifying chasm of “oh god what am I going to do when this show is done,” and I’m about to fall in because JESUS CHRIST I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH AND IT IS THE ONLY REASON I HAVE SURVIVED THESE LAST TWO WEEKS AND WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
AND I HAD BETTER SEE HG AGAIN
I AM TOO EMOTIONAL
AND THE FINALE WAS FRICKING AWESOME, BY THE WAY
a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into
Jenna B. Lacey, age eleven, knew exactly what she was going to do with her life.
She was going to go to Hogwarts, get top grades, and be the youngest female Minister of Magic by age 35.
It would have been a good plan, if she hadn’t been in the same year as Harry Potter.
* * *
Year one started out great. She was sorted into Hufflepuff, did well in all her classes, and aced the exams.
A troll smashed its way through the study room she was in on Halloween, but that wasn’t going to deter her.
* * *
Year two was a disaster. People were getting petrified, and worse—the teachers had to herd them from place to place, which severely cut down on her library time. She had to study in the common room, which meant instead of a nice, quiet atmosphere, she got a soundtrack of nervous Hufflepuffs.
And on top of that, exams were cancelled. It was a disaster.
* * *
Third year, she started to notice a trend.
First the troll, than the petrifications, and now dementor guards and escaped convicts. What did they all have in common? Potter.
After Black broke in and everyone had to spend the night in the Great Hall, interrupting Jenna’s last minute studying for a test the next day, she took to giving Potter angry looks in every class.
He did not notice.
* * *
They announced the Triwizard tournament at dinner the first night of fourth year, and Jenna almost started crying.
Potter was going to take this one over. She just knew it.
And she was right.
Voldemort rose at the end of the year. She honestly didn’t know what she had expected.
* * *
Fifth year brought Umbridge. She joined the DA because she was going to need a better background in defense, but that didn’t mean she was any happier about Potter.
She imagined it was him she was hexing instead of Zachariah Smith.
But, by the end of the year, focus on her studies was impossible. After Dumbledore left, it was complete anarchy.
Potter’s fault. Of course.
* * *
Sixth year she started volunteering in the hospital wing. She needed a backup plan in case Potter fucked it up.
All seemed quiet, until they brought Malfoy in. It was apparently Potter’s fault, which surprised everyone except Jenna.
Later, she was peacefully studying in a little nook on the third floor when some Death Eaters and some other adults started dueling right under her nose.
This was the worst fucking school, honestly.
* * *
They were calling it “The Final Battle.”
Jenna ran through the hall, dodging in and out of the children evacuating, until she saw him.
He turned, startled. “Um—Jenna, right? We’re sort of busy—”
She grabbed the front of his shirt and hauled him up until he was eye level with her. “If I’m not Minister of Magic by age 35, it is going to be entirely your fault and I’m going to hurt you.”
She dropped him and stormed away, leaving him to whatever he was doing. She had to fight this goddamn war so she could go back to her fucking studying.
* * *
She became Minister of Magic at age 36.
I think I just found the best Harry Potter fanfic
a.k.a. how the yule ball would have gone if i had written it
So that was stressful.
By the end of the day I had convinced myself that HG was going to die! BUT THEN SHE DIDN’T.
BUT THEN SHE DID.
BUT THEN SHE DIDN’T.
I cannot handle any of this.
So this morning I watched most of “Emily Lake”…
Okay, I stopped right after HG appeared in the woods and urged them to kill her because I had to do life things/I am a glutton for punishment. Today is going to be insanely stressful as I worry ceaselessly about her and what will happen. This may seem to have been typed calmly, but inside I am all cuss words and caps lock.
NO NO FUCK WHAT THE FUCK DON’T KILL OFF MY PRECIOUS BABY FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCK NONO NO NONONO NOPE
Since I’ve been mulling over this while doing getting ready-stuff all morning, I’ve had time to come up with three possibilities of what could happen. I will record them her for posterity/your amusement or pity/so I can laugh or cry about my naivety later. Here goes:
1. They’ll be about to destroy the Janus coin but something will stop them.
This is what I HOPE will happen. (Because of this it is statistically unlikely.) The bad guys know about the coin, so maybe they’ll track them down and interrupt them. Or maybe Myka will refuse to allow them to destroy it. Or Claudia. Or Artie will call in and say, “WAIT GUYS DON’T DO THE THING.” Or they won’t be able to destroy it for some reason.
If this happened, it would be the BEST. HG would seem all trustworthy and stuff because she volunteered to sacrifice herself, and then maybe they’d forgive her and let her back in. PLEASE, WRITERS. PLEASE.
2. They’ll destroy the coin, but it will just undo its effects and put HG back.
This would also be great! I’d get her back! Maybe it wouldn’t be instantaneous, though. She might slowly come back to herself and only be mostly back to normal by, like, S5. BUT STILL.
3. They’ll destroy the coin and HG will be gone.
Sure, maybe Emily Lake will live and be mentioned or seen, like, once in the rest of the show’s run. But HG will be gone. Totally gone. I can’t even handle this. No. Please, no.
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