Well behaved women rarely make history
The gender neutral term for “ladies and gentleman” is “distinguished guests”. This has been around since at least the 60s, so no one is going to question your use of it.
Please, please use this along with “ladies and gentlemen” if you aren’t entirely sure of the gender of your audience.
I CANT BREATHE
i remember when i first started reading warriors in sixth grade i went onto the official warriors website to find my warrior name and it was hawkshadow so i thought that that was my true name or something and i made everyone in my class call me that and i wouldn’t answer my teacher unless she called me hawkshadow
PLEASE DON’T LET THIS POST GET MORE NOTES THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING
BLESS MARVEL, they’ve officially released this in HD
I think most everyone on my dash could use happy dancing Groot today <3
So my friend got me into Warehouse 13, which is an EXCELLENT show, and I just got to the point where they mentioned Sylvia Plath’s typewriter. Plath is one of my favorite authors and I was super excited to see her mentioned on the show, so I decided that I would make a list of my favorite historical people/events, throw in a few predictions, and see who ends up making an appearance! I put my favorites in bold.
i would be the absolute worst dog show judge ever
all of them would win
it would be chaos
FEELING LIKE YOU BOTHER THE ONLY PERSON YOU WANT TO TALK TO IS REALLY SHITTY
"quickly!" cry the police. "the key to defusing the bomb is an encyclopaedic knowledge of les miserables!" "finally," i say, standing. "my time has come."